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Yes yes! It’s Chicken time! the Chicken Shop T’s are now officailly available from the shop

Someone was looking at the Chicken shop T at the reset and read the ‘product of the Environment’ bit on the T,
he says to me “so your T Shirts are Organic then yeh??
I looked puzzled for a second and then informed him they were actually free range.

Ok so let me just make it clear our T Shirts are not organic or fair trade or any of that good eco friendly stuff at all, unfortunately they are actually made by Mr Cees Aunt Jemima in the Philippines(the qualitys spot on though dont get it twisted she works hard for her money).

The product of the Environment is obviously a statement about chicken shops and their location.
Its no coincidence that you can find a whole bunch of Chicken shops in Londons poorest boroughs like Newham, Hackney and Lewisham and not really gonna find as many in say Chelsea.

There is something very London about Chicken shops despite most of these chicken shops trying to look American and endorsing America with names like Southern Fried, Dallas, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas.

The fact is as much as Chicken shop owners try an fool us into thinking we are living the American dream, we are not eating that good old southern Mississippi finger licking good chicken…its straight up pigeon from Plaistow.

So we decided to make our Chicken a little bit closer to home, the Chicken shops traditional image of a cowboy hat and bow tie has been swapped with a fitted cap and school tie on our UKC chicken. We decided to keep the red white and blue colours cos after all that still represents the UK yah get me blud!?

So until those cheap bastard MPs stop nicking tax payers money to pay for porn and other crap and instead spend some money on improving the quality of food in schools, as far as the average school child is concerned at lunch time you cant go wrong with a £1.99 meal deal even if it is pigeon.

For every Chicken shop T Shirt we sell we will donate £1 to Jamie Olivers School Dinner campaign*

(* Disclaimer: we will actually donate nothing to Jamies campaign just buy the T Shirt you cheap bastard!)

The lovely Sooty: Model and Dancer.
A flexoble dancer as you can see. Where have we seen this pose before?

Available from the Shop

More pictures from behind the scenes of our shoot courtesy of Fish-Eyed Mr. Cee aka ‘Papz’…

Keiko and Batlow.

Guy with ridicoulous hands, Lo and Keiko.

Batlow, Uncle Pegs and Bomb Foley.

Cherry getting touched up.

Bomb not getting touched up whatsoever.

Badman Forward.

Ala, Batlow, and Robin.

… Badman Pullup.

Bomb ‘Vodka’ Foley.

Badman forward.

Cherry, Keiko and Batlow.

Badman Pullup.

The vodka kicks in… the return of the lankyman dance.

Keiko and Batlow

Robin

Chilling with Uncle Pegs and a Chocolate Croissant

Our ‘Ugly Love’ tee is available from The Ugly Kids Club shop

Mister Batlow (on behalf of Mr. Cee) out

The Ugly Kids Club are proud to present : The ‘Ugly Love’ Tee

Brand New for 09 for Rudeboys AND for Goodgirls (Yep… now availabe in womens sizes) at www.theuglykidsclub.com/shop

RUDEBOYS:

GOODGIRLS:

P&P has always been free and every customer receives a free sticker pack.

- A short video of behind the scenes footage and a quick interview with the photographer Robin Bharaj will be up soon on our youtube channel www.youtube.com/THEUGLYKIDSCLUB

Tell a friend, tell a relative…

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