This guy knows how to treat a lady…fuck all that fancy restaurant business waiting for a table for some poncy Gordan Ramsey type menu, man will take you to Sams Chicken you get me!?
Some leg and breast meal blaaaad!
Still dont compete with the Junior Spesh tho…
THE UKC CHICKEN SHOP T, Is available from the shop on monday
I once had to wait about an hour in traffic in the diiiiiiiiirty south somewhere
outside this huge chicken cottage shop(biggest chicken shop on road!)
while about 10 Swine I mean police vans blocked the road because some poor soul had just been
merked outside, and they were busy collecting bits of his head piece to put in those lil evidence bags.
Its seems to me that Chicken shops and beef go hand in hand there always seems to be some kind of
drama at chicken shops.
Whether its because they are still open at hours most civilised people have gone to sleep, or its because
the pigeon meat affects peoples brains I’m not sure, anyway here is an example for you to enjoy…
THE UKC CHICKEN SHOP T, Is available from the shop on monday
If you’re from the endz no wait, if you’re from London in general then its pretty much guaranteed you’re not far from a chicken shop.
I’m not sure when chicken shops first started taking over our high streets, but they are flippin every where.
In beautiful sunny East London where the UKC HQ is based the chicken shop trade is booming
its not unusual to get chicken shops next door to chicken shops, then maybe a pound shop or a bookies followed by you’ve guessed it a friggin Chicken shop.
What with all this swine flu talk I can only see Chicken power growing stronger, whether you eat in them or hate them; chicken shops are here to stay.
To join the Chicken Shop phenomenon here at UKC we present: The UKC chicken Shop T.
5 star guaranteed Good Flippin Hood Chicken™*
(*Chicken shop chicken is not real chicken it might be but it might also be pigeon)
Available from the shop on Monday the 25th…let the count down begin.
