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Tuesday, June 9th, 2009SKINNYMAN: PRODUCT OF THE ENVIRONMENT
Sunday, June 7th, 2009Skinnyman gives us a dot com shout out wearing The UKC ‘Product of The Environment’ T.
Skinnymans mate is wearing a Chicken Mask.
The UKC ‘Product of The Environment’ T available from our shop: CLICK HERE.
Mister Batlow Out
Disclaimer: Skinnyman and The Ugly Kids Club do not endorse or promote the use of knives or other sharp and shiny metallic objects other than to carve and slice roast/fried chicken and participate in kitchen based activites. Big up Nasa.
FUCK NANDOS!
Thursday, May 28th, 2009Courtesy of Jumpoff.tv
I fort the big companies had stopped raping Hip Hop for their advertising and financial gains. And I expected alot more from Goldie, he has lost a lot of Fonzie points in my books in the last year.
We on the other hand are not raping hip hop. Just chicken shops. For feeding us pigeon.
The UKC Chicken Shop T is available from the The Ugly Kids Club Shop. Grab em while you can.
Batlow Out
PRODUCTS OF THE ENVIRONMENT
Monday, May 25th, 2009Yes yes! It’s Chicken time! the Chicken Shop T’s are now officailly available from the shop
Someone was looking at the Chicken shop T at the reset and read the ‘product of the Environment’ bit on the T,
he says to me “so your T Shirts are Organic then yeh??
I looked puzzled for a second and then informed him they were actually free range.
Ok so let me just make it clear our T Shirts are not organic or fair trade or any of that good eco friendly stuff at all, unfortunately they are actually made by Mr Cees Aunt Jemima in the Philippines(the qualitys spot on though dont get it twisted she works hard for her money).
The product of the Environment is obviously a statement about chicken shops and their location.
Its no coincidence that you can find a whole bunch of Chicken shops in Londons poorest boroughs like Newham, Hackney and Lewisham and not really gonna find as many in say Chelsea.
There is something very London about Chicken shops despite most of these chicken shops trying to look American and endorsing America with names like Southern Fried, Dallas, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas.
The fact is as much as Chicken shop owners try an fool us into thinking we are living the American dream, we are not eating that good old southern Mississippi finger licking good chicken…its straight up pigeon from Plaistow.
So we decided to make our Chicken a little bit closer to home, the Chicken shops traditional image of a cowboy hat and bow tie has been swapped with a fitted cap and school tie on our UKC chicken. We decided to keep the red white and blue colours cos after all that still represents the UK yah get me blud!?
So until those cheap bastard MPs stop nicking tax payers money to pay for porn and other crap and instead spend some money on improving the quality of food in schools, as far as the average school child is concerned at lunch time you cant go wrong with a £1.99 meal deal even if it is pigeon.
For every Chicken shop T Shirt we sell we will donate £1 to Jamie Olivers School Dinner campaign*
(* Disclaimer: we will actually donate nothing to Jamies campaign just buy the T Shirt you cheap bastard!)
OPEN YOUR OWN CHICKEN SHOP THE RULES.
Sunday, May 24th, 2009Ok so you ve probably figured by now there is a demand for chicken shops in the endz right?
I mean its not like theres enough already is it? And what with people going off bacon quicker than speedy Gonzales can say I fuked a pig and started swine flu now seems like the perfect time to endorse Chicken.
But please dont rush into this people if you are gonna open a Chicken shop there are rules to this shit, DOS and DONTS of the chicken shop trade THE BASICS.
*DO stick to the colour scheme its Red White and Blue. Everybody knows that right?
*DONT ever try and change up the colour scheme it just dont look right.
*DO choose a chicken mascot preferably with a cowboy hat
*DONT design your sign while high on Mushrooms and eating cornflakes!
*DO appear American as much as possible by using long arse American state names in your sign
*DONT take the American thing too far and start accepting dollars. The £ is still stronger than the $!!.
The Bad Gas site takes you through 122 more examples here
THE UKC CHICKEN SHOP T, Is available from the shop on monday
CHICKEN BREAKS INTO NANDOS
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009I think this guy has a few problems, but hey dont we all?…cluck Nandos
THE UKC CHICKEN SHOP T, Is available from the shop on monday
