The aforementioned Faime from Vinyl Stars is doing an event at Vibe Bar later… U.N.I and Kof on the PAs

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The aforementioned Faime from Vinyl Stars is doing an event at Vibe Bar later… U.N.I and Kof on the PAs

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I been meaning to post these images up for a while now…
Robin Bharaj doing what Robin does. Props to Skinny, Jigz and Nasa.




The Whisky and Ugly Kids Cowboy tees are available from The Shop
Mister Batlow Out
The Ugly Kids are kinda like a big deal….
My good bredrin and the designer formerly known as Linxman has had his own stall/unit type thing in the Stables, Camden going on two months now. Alongside his business partner, Durrell and Faime have been providing North London with all that vinyl goodness on tee shirts, hoodies and on windows.
I spent the day there this weekend just gone. Chilling, eating boog food and gawking and staring at the random collection of people that walk in and out of Camden on an hourly basis. Like this collection of North London ‘Abercombie and Fitch’ boys…. who started beating each other up at one point.
Vinyl Stars are collectively responsible for a lot of promo clothing and merchandise… most notably Giggs logos and ‘uuuummmm’ tee shirts and some of my early ‘Batlow’ stuff. They do tee shirts on the spot and is the perfect place to get that big bold font tee with that saying to ‘represent’ you.
Vinyl Stars is open Tuesday to Sundays.
Located in the Stables Market, Camden, Unit A06
(Just behind the Cuban Bar)
Tell ‘em Batlow sent you.
Vinyl Stars will also be down with us at Nass.
Also look out for this huge horses head… you can fit a small child in its nostril. Camden is looking ‘ard.
Batlow signing out
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Clay Davis is the shit…. “Shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit”

Bomb Don Foley
Rair 1 was down at the Bournemouth Ink tattoo convention a couple of weeks back. Tattooing people dem alongside other people tattooing people dem. Rair was awarded Best Black and White for one of his signature carp tattoos that he did over the weekend.
When you see Rair he either has his award in his hand or its wrapped up in a blue wifebeater in his bag and he will draw for it in conversation.
Rair is bringing his award winning skills down to Nass and airbrushing everything and anything we can get our hands on. Holla.
Batlow Out
Girls on skates beating the crap out of each other sound good?…
As The Nass website describes it:
“Crazed women in fishnets racing to be the best.Think roller disco meets WWF… oh yes!”

Apparently Roller Derby was pretty popular sport in America back in the 1970’s, then it died out because it became unacceptable for women on roller skates to beat each other up on TV.

(Check the referee mans face..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)
So anyway it’s been back for a while and turns out the UK has a bunch of teams.
As you may know by now we are going to Nass fest July 10th and Roller Derby is on the bill at 5pm where the ‘Battle of Pastings’ is taking place.

UKC will probably be backing the London Roller girls mainly because Batlow fancies one of them who looks like that fat bird off Eastenders…Your Time.
Check out this video of them in action below..some streaker interrupts the game its Jokessss! Apologies for the music but that’s how these roller girls get down…
London Brawling V Birmingham Blitz Dames + Naked Man
To be honest I was a bit disappointed by the lack of fights in the Videos Ive seen, I was expecting more elbow drops, upper cuts and head butts. If The Ugly Kids Club had a team they would probably look a bit like this…

According to my research this team were banned from Roller Derby for life after one of them tried to eat a girls nose off, check the white girl at the back with the glasses on I think maybe she did it?…the black one is blatantly Mr Cee’s Time.
Is it just me or is that the unfunny ‘comedian’ women??
Im really liking some Roller Derby Team Logo’s I came across

Anyway if Chicks on skates with a bit of violence thrown in is your thing here’s some more stuff for you to check out.
Brawl Saints V Leeds Roller Dolls
There was even a Roller derby film back in the day
Kansas city Bomber trailer
I actually want to see this now check 1min 35 seconds ha!
If you are a girl with skates and anger problems thinking about getting into this sport but not sure where to start? then there’s a really boring vid explaining the rules here
If you cant be bothered to check the vid I think basically you skate around trying to knock each other over..so it pays to be a bit chunky.
Don’t forget The Ugly Kids will be at Relentless Nass where all this roller madness is taking place.
If you are a roller derby girl going to Nass come check us at stall 28 for free stickers for your helmet….word.

Bomb Don Foley