This guy knows how to treat a lady…fuck all that fancy restaurant business waiting for a table for some poncy Gordan Ramsey type menu, man will take you to Sams Chicken you get me!?
Some leg and breast meal blaaaad!
Still dont compete with the Junior Spesh tho…
THE UKC CHICKEN SHOP T, Is available from the shop on monday
Courtesy of Ara at The Jumpoff
I reckon its safe to say that Hip Hop is kinda deadish! Big up to Edubb.
But the real question is: what kind of house has a room with just two sinks? What is that? A Sinkroom?
Batlow tucked in and pushed out
But why is my face so screwed?
Shout out to Bomb…. whos time?
ScrewFace Bats signing out
I once had to wait about an hour in traffic in the diiiiiiiiirty south somewhere
outside this huge chicken cottage shop(biggest chicken shop on road!)
while about 10 Swine I mean police vans blocked the road because some poor soul had just been
merked outside, and they were busy collecting bits of his head piece to put in those lil evidence bags.
Its seems to me that Chicken shops and beef go hand in hand there always seems to be some kind of
drama at chicken shops.
Whether its because they are still open at hours most civilised people have gone to sleep, or its because
the pigeon meat affects peoples brains I’m not sure, anyway here is an example for you to enjoy…
THE UKC CHICKEN SHOP T, Is available from the shop on monday
If you’re from the endz no wait, if you’re from London in general then its pretty much guaranteed you’re not far from a chicken shop.
I’m not sure when chicken shops first started taking over our high streets, but they are flippin every where.
In beautiful sunny East London where the UKC HQ is based the chicken shop trade is booming
its not unusual to get chicken shops next door to chicken shops, then maybe a pound shop or a bookies followed by you’ve guessed it a friggin Chicken shop.
What with all this swine flu talk I can only see Chicken power growing stronger, whether you eat in them or hate them; chicken shops are here to stay.
To join the Chicken Shop phenomenon here at UKC we present: The UKC chicken Shop T.
5 star guaranteed Good Flippin Hood Chicken™*
(*Chicken shop chicken is not real chicken it might be but it might also be pigeon)
Available from the shop on Monday the 25th…let the count down begin.
Someone needs to bring back green skulls and gold grills…
This reminds me… we have the last few sizes left of our ‘Roll with The Ugly’ T left… CLICK, CLICK, BUY
Batlo,oe, oe, oe, oe, oe, oe, oe signing out.
Yup yup. Reached down West London the other day with the Ugly Kids and my pet fox to Mz. Bratt’s music video for her new song, Who Do You Think You Are?
It was “Ugly Skin Time” at the video shoot where Batlow painted up a few extras for the video. I was equipped with my new 50 milli camera lens to test it out, with pretty amazing effects. Gonna have to roll with it for abit before I get my new fisheye lens.
It was very live-o when we got to the venue. Bare camera lights, bare noise, but most importantly, bare gyal. There I was, thinking it was gonna be a Channel U production using phones to record footage and using torches for lighting, but it was a FULL production. Whole production crew, pro-fresh cameras, fat-arse redheads etc etc. Can’t wait for the end product, it was definetely a good look.
Here’s a couple pics from the night.
The lovely Mz. Bratt herself…
Donaeo made a cameo appearance…
“Party-ing hard” in one of the scenes.
Bombs “lifestyle shot.”
Batlow’s Migraine skank.
Awwwwwwright…
Mz Bratt X Ugly Kids
New Ugly Kids On The Block picture
Tinchy Stryder made an appearance as well….
No pervert btw.
Mister Cee with the 50 milli out.
