

Swine Flu is clearly no laughing matter so ima hold back on any jokes which contain the mention of mexicans, speedy gonzales, beastiality, sesame street, fucking pigs and welsh people. A school child contracted the shit the other day so they locked down the entire school, closed it off, wrapped it in plastic and gave everyone injections; im imagining something similar to the scene near the end of ET.
We must all be careful with who and what we are breathing in but there is no reason why we can’t do that shit in style… so we present to you The UKC Swine Flu Protector. Sourced from the mother land that is The Phillipines, and with ‘The Ugly Kids Club’ embroidered into the corner by the skillful hands of Mister Cees Aunt Jemima.

Aswell as the faux Versace prints, we also have traditional bandana prints with embroidery in a bunch of gangbangbangin colourways that would make even Snoop D oh double G proud.

The UKC Swine Flu protector is available from our shop now. CLICK HERE
Mister Batlow Out
Disclosure: The UKC Swine Flu protector has not been officially tested to protect you from Swine Flu or any kind of crispy bacon related disease. We do not accept any responsibility for the contraction of Swine Flu whilst wearing the ‘UKC Swine Flu protector’ although we take full responsibilty for the ‘…in style’ bit. Disclosure 2: The Ugly Kids Club do not endorse or promote the act of gangbangin’ in any shape, form or sexual activity.
LOVE IT B!
Ive already caught the flippin flu, I gave it to kermit to!