Archive for May, 2009

MANGA ROLL DEEP IN UKC ON WESTWOOD

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Its Westwood day in my artistical artist studio today (aka my house).

While im painting spongebobs and unicorns i been browsing through Westwood videos on Youtube and what do i see… Manga from Roll Deep in a The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Kids Club tee.

‘…they can’t purchase the garms i’m seen in…’

Real talk. Cos we sold out. Shout out to Manga

There’s also a real deep interview with Eminem that gets well gay cos thats how Westwood gets down.

Watch PART 1 and PART 2

Mister Batlow blasting off **jndsnxhunhiunihuiisxjsi**

THIS WEEKEND

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Manny Norte gave me the heads up on his newest weekly… Get Lifted.
With a brand new blog: getliftedlondon.blogspot.com/

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PC has also given me the heads up on Boom Bye Bye down Dalston.
She gets kudos for the flyer…i remember its real hot and sweaty at her last event so i warn you to draw for the string vests and short shorts leave the wooly hats at yard or even par what the chicks in the flyer are parring. Par.

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Check the flyers for mo details.

Batlow Out

FUCK NANDOS!

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Courtesy of Jumpoff.tv

I fort the big companies had stopped raping Hip Hop for their advertising and financial gains. And I expected alot more from Goldie, he has lost a lot of Fonzie points in my books in the last year.

We on the other hand are not raping hip hop. Just chicken shops. For feeding us pigeon.
The UKC Chicken Shop T is available from the The Ugly Kids Club Shop. Grab em while you can.

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Batlow Out

UK STUNNERS 2009 PARTY PART 2

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Continuing on from part one, here’s the rest of the pictures of the night.

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My Time. Although it would never happen in a million years. She’s got WAG tattooed on her foreheard.

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2nd picture. My Time. Although she’s probably older than me. Me and Gogo were probably the youngest there.

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Gogo’s Time.

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Sway made an appearance out of nowhere.

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The night was luvvly jubbly. Cameras, bras and panties, video cameras and alcohol were flying about everywhere. It was all fun and games.

Headed off for our regular salt beef baigels with angry english mustard and gherkins, then our Ugly Chicken came out to play and started targeting the chicken shops of east london. Watch out for the next post…..

Mister “Your Time with 5 hot wings, chips and a mirinda” out.

UK STUNNERS 2009 PARTY PART 1

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Ive had to do this blog in parts cause theres so many your time pictures I couldn’t ignore any photos. During bank holiday Monday me and the rest of The Ugly Kids rolled through in my blue ranger mobile to Green Park aka ballers highstreet aka money aint a thang aka my banger is my ‘08 plate Porsche 911 aka I wipe my ass with with £50 notes.

The venue for the party was at Vendome, a super plush, sweet sixteen millionaire boys club which is commonly known as “Mister Cee’s home away from home”. We came early to prepare for some Ugly Skin bodypainting. And as it was a pyjama party, we had to come correct. Infact, we were the only ones that came correct. We were the only mandem with pyjamas on. It wasn’t a thing though, girls had us stripped down to our watches.

Enjoy the pictures. Big up to Gogo, keep the photography going. Special shout out to Sim Simma!!! “Your Time” on a hundred billion zillion.

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Rair and Bomb with our Ugly Skinned up girls.

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Lo with her Ugly Skinned up bow tie.

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Rair was fresh out of hospital.

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We had our very own private room as well. £400 a table, cause we ballin like that.

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Whooooooo’s Time? Batlow’s Tiiiiiiiiiime!

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Whooooo’s Timmmmmme? Your Tiiiiiiimmmme!

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My Uncle Giggidy made an appearance. I remembered him vaguely as a kid. My mum told me he had died of a coke overdose. Clearly not. He had his pimp juice and his Savile Row swagger on all this time in Mayfair.

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Our Jolina Bonita also made her appearance with her two cheeks and everything.

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Simmy’s Time!

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Part two is coming quicker than you can say “your time on a hundred thousand million billion trillion zillion.”

Mister “Your Time” Cee.

UNCLE JOES

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

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I kept the flash off my camera so half of it is in the shadows, just like a real really creepy uncle waiting in your cupboard. No peado.

The things you to do to keep yourself amused when your train back from manchester decides to divert itself via Glasgow. No lie.

Batlow ‘in the cupboard’ signing out. (No homo and No peado)

MZ. BRATT “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?”

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Here’s the official video for Mz. Bratt’s new single, ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ Catch a glimpse of Batlow bodypainting…

Mister ‘Your Time’ Cee out.