Ive had to do this blog in parts cause theres so many your time pictures I couldn’t ignore any photos. During bank holiday Monday me and the rest of The Ugly Kids rolled through in my blue ranger mobile to Green Park aka ballers highstreet aka money aint a thang aka my banger is my ‘08 plate Porsche 911 aka I wipe my ass with with £50 notes.
The venue for the party was at Vendome, a super plush, sweet sixteen millionaire boys club which is commonly known as “Mister Cee’s home away from home”. We came early to prepare for some Ugly Skin bodypainting. And as it was a pyjama party, we had to come correct. Infact, we were the only ones that came correct. We were the only mandem with pyjamas on. It wasn’t a thing though, girls had us stripped down to our watches.
Enjoy the pictures. Big up to Gogo, keep the photography going. Special shout out to Sim Simma!!! “Your Time” on a hundred billion zillion.

Rair and Bomb with our Ugly Skinned up girls.

Lo with her Ugly Skinned up bow tie.


Rair was fresh out of hospital.


We had our very own private room as well. £400 a table, cause we ballin like that.
Whooooooo’s Time? Batlow’s Tiiiiiiiiiime!




Whooooo’s Timmmmmme? Your Tiiiiiiimmmme!

My Uncle Giggidy made an appearance. I remembered him vaguely as a kid. My mum told me he had died of a coke overdose. Clearly not. He had his pimp juice and his Savile Row swagger on all this time in Mayfair.


Our Jolina Bonita also made her appearance with her two cheeks and everything.




Simmy’s Time!



Part two is coming quicker than you can say “your time on a hundred thousand million billion trillion zillion.”
Mister “Your Time” Cee.