Dizzee Rascal’s new video BONKERS was released today,track produced by Armand Van Heldan
I was asked by Dirtee Stank to do a few custom designs for Dizz and produced a T Shirt for the tune exclusively available at Dizzee’s live events
Bomb Foley
Archive for April, 2009
BONKERS
Friday, April 17th, 2009JUMPOFF FAST AND FURIOUS PHOTOSHOOT VID
Friday, April 17th, 2009Something to brighten up this ugly grey friday: Rims, Half naked painted limbs and the back of Mr. Cees head. Courtesy of our bredrins at Jumpoff, EuroTyresUK.co.uk and Busta Rhymes.
THE RESET
Thursday, April 16th, 2009
More details to The Reset as we near the date. Click here for the Facebook event page.
THE HOME SECRETARY PLAQUI SMITH
Thursday, April 16th, 2009I don’t know if any of The Ugly Kids or our readers keep up to the times with the news and current events so i will give you a quick background to this… The Home Secretary, actually the husband of the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith ( dont ask me what a Home Secretary is, im guessing there is a home somewhere which needs a secretary) was recently exposed in the news for purchasing pay per view pornos which was claimed on expenses. Whats wrong with porn? Nothing except those expenses are taken care by taxpayers (ie. you and me) So basically your paying for these two dilfs and milfs to get freaky on a friday night. She denied knowing. But blatantly she was the one who suggested ‘The Slutty Professor’ or ‘Grinding Nemo’ to spice up their viagra induced sex life.
What did my bredrins at Don’t Panic decide to do? Erect a plaque to commerate their existence…. then filmed themselves doing it
Couple of newspapers picked up on it.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2375829.ece
Disclosure: Batlow was not involved whatseover in the erecting, designing or printing of this plaque.
Batlow Out
WHEN I GROW UP IM GONA BE TIM WESTWOOD
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Tim Westwood is my hero. It takes a lot of conviction and courage to chat shit for over 20 years. I started chatting shit when i was 17 so i got a while to catch up still. We can all learn to chat shit EXACTLY like the BIG DAWG here…
Or you can even learn here: Tim Westwoods Twitter
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GHOST GRAFFITI
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
FLAWLESS ON BRITAINS GOT TALENT
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009
Our good friends Flawless have made it onto Britains Got Talent, and are muuuuuuuuuuuurrrking it. I tried catching it the other day but all i managed to catch was a fat bird with her tits out doing the splits. Marlon and his crew Flawless have been raising the bar for a good while now, and since all competition in the UK and overseas got wiped the floor with, there aint many competitions left for them to do their thing at.
If the show is based on real talent then expect to see Flawless in front of Her Majesty in the near future. Im reluctant to say that the only way i see them losing is to an act with some sort of an aesthetic/physical disability. Sad but Real talk. Lets hope this doesn’t become the case. Im beyond proud to see them get their props on a national stage like Britains Got Talent. Im slightly even more proud to see a logo i designed for them on the backs of their suit jackets when they were on TV (Swah-gah talk!). Watch the video and be amazed here.
The Ugly Kids Club wish the guys the best of luck.
Batlow Out
